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2009-10-10T04:31:25.667-04:00

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I'm going to have the last word. I always do.

2009-04-27T22:27:00.000-04:00

I'm going to have the last word. I always do.

Seriously though, SA:You seem pretty stressed out,...

2009-04-09T23:26:00.000-04:00

Seriously though, SA:

You seem pretty stressed out, and that's probably why you lash out. You need to get a more constructive outlet for this tension. Outbursts aren't really healthy. It will get you into trouble at some point. Plus, there's the hypertension. It doesn't matter if you make partner by 30 if you have your first heart attack at 42.

Decompress a bit. Take a few deep breaths. Open some mid-range wine. Or beer. Or bourbon. Your choice. Dim the lights. Sit yourself down in a comfy chair. Put on some Coltrane. Chill.

You'll feel better about things.

Hey, weasel, is your auto-script picking up my ins...

2009-04-09T02:58:00.000-04:00

Hey, weasel, is your auto-script picking up my insults?! I hope so. Only a true dumbass would right a script to automate the delivery of a verbal ass-kicking right to his front door.

I told you. It runs one and only one time a day. It tells me you've posted since I last posted, not what you said. I post when I get around to it.

Anyway, you may not have to give me a place to meet you, after all. I'm in the process of figuring out where you live. Through a little hacking, I've determined you're somewhere off of Duke Street in the Alexandria area, also not too far away from Alexandria National Cemetery and the Capitol Beltway and I-495/Woodrow Wilson Bridge.

Way to go, tough guy. You read the vague area I've described about where I live in the post entitled, "The missing $1,000,000 tax-bracket" and repeated it back to me. It takes me five minutes to get to the WWB without traffic and if I get light-lucky. If I don't it's ten or so. Traffic makes it thirty. You then looked at a map and picked the longest street in the City of Alexandria that parallels the beltway and a landmark in between the two. I hope, for your sake, that you bluff better when you play poker.

Scared yet?

No. Not really. For one, you're bluffing. For two, you've left a trail a mile and a half long should you try anything, and for all the shit I give you, you're no schmuck. You won't piss away what you have described as a "a realistic chance to earn $250k annum" on an easily proven capital murder charge or battery charge. I'm not so certain about your impulse control, but it's a long drive from Philly to mull.

You better be. You're dealing with a dangerous psychopath, and I'm not going to tolerate your shit any longer.

You're really not. Psychopaths' interpersonal reactions are generally shallow, manipulative, superficially charming, and they fail to accept responsibility for their own actions. Much as I don't like you, you're none of these. Furthermore, they often exhibit lack of realistic long-term goals, irresponsibility, juvenile delinquency, promiscuous sexual behavior (it helps to be glib!), and early behavior problems. You're none of those. Juvenile delinquents don't usually manage to get jobs that can lead to $250/year jobs. The high schools in juvie aren't good enough to get them into colleges that can get them ready for that.

You're just an angry, impulsive person.

One more word from you and you and your wife will be in danger. I'm watching you like a hawk.

Sure you are.

You've f**ked with the wrong dude, and I'm tired of playing Mr. Nice Guy.

Whatever.

Amusing fact of this post: Did you know vacuum penis pumps are covered by Medicare Part B? That's what's advertised on Comedy Central at this hour.

Scared yet?You better be. You're dealing with a da...

2009-04-07T15:53:00.000-04:00

Scared yet?

You better be. You're dealing with a dangerous psychopath, and I'm not going to tolerate your shit any longer.

One more word from you and you and your wife will be in danger. I'm watching you like a hawk.

You've f**ked with the wrong dude, and I'm tired of playing Mr. Nice Guy.

Consider that last post my final warning. You will...

2009-04-07T14:27:00.000-04:00

Consider that last post my final warning. You will get no more!

Hey, weasel, is your auto-script picking up my ins...

2009-04-07T14:23:00.000-04:00

Hey, weasel, is your auto-script picking up my insults?! I hope so. Only a true dumbass would right a script to automate the delivery of a verbal ass-kicking right to his front door.

The phrase, "Thank you, sir. Can I have another?" comes to mind!

Anyway, you may not have to give me a place to meet you, after all. I'm in the process of figuring out where you live. Through a little hacking, I've determined you're somewhere off of Duke Street in the Alexandria area, also not too far away from Alexandria National Cemetery and the Capitol Beltway and I-495/Woodrow Wilson Bridge.

You keep running your mouth, and I might just pay you a personal visit. Or your wife. Get my drift?

Now back the f**k off, now. I'm warning you.

More pathetic and inane drivel, eh?It infects you....

2009-04-07T10:08:00.000-04:00

More pathetic and inane drivel, eh?

It infects you. Trying to meet you on your level of irrelevance is boring me.

You have to be the biggest assclown I've ever met in person or online.

I told you, the script took five to ten minutes to...

2009-04-07T00:34:00.000-04:00

I told you, the script took five to ten minutes to write. As a bonus, it was done on work time, as I was mulling over a somewhat similar problem for following a support forum I have to monitor and manage. You provided me with a nice test case. Thanks for that. It ended up being a crontab-driven Perl script. Once you already know the language, the time it takes to apply it to new tasks is proportional to the complexity of the task.

While you are not worth the time to meet because you do not listen and I have tried to let you down soft, I'm afraid I must be blunt. You are an angry person with clear impulse control issues. I will not meet you. I don't know you. I don't know with any degree of certainty how you react to anything. I do not wish to be put in a position where I would be forced to draw. Discretion is the better part of valor.

Finally, WTF do you get off on threatening people from the DC-area with violence? That's just dumb. The proportion of people who can ruin your life around here vis-a-vis other metro areas is huge. That's damn near the first thing you learn when you move here. Discretion. No one who's been here for a while even holds their drinks above their waists at parties.

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:11:00.003-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:11:00.002-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:11:00.001-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:11:00.000-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:10:00.004-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:10:00.003-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:10:00.002-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:10:00.001-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

2009-04-06T14:10:00.000-04:00

Where are you, dipshit?

Oh... And word to the wise. Not a good idea to thr...

2009-04-06T14:03:00.000-04:00

Oh... And word to the wise. Not a good idea to threaten Virginians...

Hey, you're the one who keeps subtly and slyly changing the subject when I mention a physical confrontation. You're not in much of a position to be very preachy with that "word to the wise" schtick about how I "threaten" others (read: you) if you're just going to crawl under a rock and hide.

Stop being a pussy.

It's somewhat fun to "watch" you fume.Fume? You're...

2009-04-06T14:01:00.000-04:00

It's somewhat fun to "watch" you fume.

Fume? You're the one going to all of the trouble. I am hardly disturbed by any of this. I find you quite comical. Pathetic, really, but still funny. I don't usually pride myself on laughing at the inadequacies of others, but with you, I'll make an exception.

Oh my God. I laughed until my belly ached reading ...

2009-04-06T13:57:00.000-04:00

Oh my God. I laughed until my belly ached reading your nonsense. Specifically, reconciling this (your verbal pseud-snipe):

You have nothing going on in your life worth a damn.

to this (exhibit A - make that O or P - of the mounting case examinining how big of a douchebag loser you are):

I've written a tiny little script that lets me know when you've responded with your trademark "wit". It allows me a single click to log in, authenticate, and leave a response.

I guess the irony of you saying nothing going on in my life is worth a damn and you taking the time to write a script to track the conversation in real-time is lost on you. You have to be the biggest dipshit I have ever seen or come across in my entire life to unload that kind of bullshit as an insult and then show what a dickbag you really are.

*laughs hysterically*

Oh... And word to the wise. Not a good idea to th...

2009-04-04T01:32:00.000-04:00

Oh... And word to the wise. Not a good idea to threaten Virginians, even NoVans with physical violence. We're not quite like people from other jurisdictions in the MD-DC-VA metropolitan area.

Hah. I though you just wanted dinner, but I see no...

2009-04-04T01:25:00.000-04:00

Hah. I though you just wanted dinner, but I see now, that you're preoccupied with my testicles. You should know I'm not a cheap date, and I don't pay. You're probably not my type anyway.

Sod off. You're an ITG without two fresh ideas to rub together. You have nothing going on in your life worth a damn. The entirety of your human interaction outside of work is the vacant stare you receive from the clerk at the grocery store when she asks you,"Paper or plastic."

I will have the last, so you might as well give up now. Do you know what a screen scraper is? How about a URL? I've written a tiny little script that lets me know when you've responded with your trademark "wit". It allows me a single click to log in, authenticate, and leave a response. It took five minutes to write. One of these days, I might set it auto-respond to you from a set of responses, but I hesitate, because that might be considered spamming. You probably wouldn't even notice since you never actually read a damn thing I wrote in the first case.

Nah... I'll do it manually for now. It's somewhat fun to "watch" you fume.

You have nothing better to do than drive six hours...

2009-03-30T17:00:00.000-04:00

You have nothing better to do than drive six hours round trip to have a discussion with a pre-determined outcome?

You're right. Me showing up and kicking your ass until you begged for forgiveness would be a forgone conclusion if we were to meet and have a "discussion."

I don't envy you.

Nor I you. You come across as a pathetic little weasel. And your "informed" arguments are hardly so...you're more of a dullard.

You must have nothing fun happening in your life.

I've got plenty going on that's fun between work and extracirricular activities. Nothing I can't put down for half a day to come give you a swift kick in the balls. That would be tons of fun.

How sad.

Yeah, it is sad that you are absolutely consumed with coming back one more "last time" to make another dickish statement when you can just leave it be. What was that about not having anything fun happening in your life?

What a mook.

You have nothing better to do than drive six hours...

2009-03-30T16:26:00.000-04:00

You have nothing better to do than drive six hours round trip to have a discussion with a pre-determined outcome? I don't envy you. You must have nothing fun happening in your life. How sad.